Big Fruit

Jules could care less about the latest iPhone 5 rumors.

Jules could care less about the latest iPhone 5 rumors.

Jules was dismayed to learn that neither French Bulldogs nor women can be part of elite teams of Navy SEALs. Apparently, that’s just the domain of macho men and German shepherds.

This is how Jules feels about a 90-minute episode of Glee. This is how Jules feels about you if you watched a 90-minute episode of Glee.

Jules hates to admit it, with all the shit going on in the world, but he’s still coming to terms with Knut’s death.

Jules finally decided to “like” Mark Zuckerberg’s dog on Facebook… but only for ironic reasons.

Let’s talk about what Jules has to say about abortion, instead of of (mis)quoting tween idols with silly hair and pillowy lips.