Jules could care less about the latest iPhone 5 rumors.
Jules was dismayed to learn that neither French Bulldogs nor women can be part of elite teams of Navy SEALs. Apparently, that’s just the domain of macho men and German shepherds.
This is how Jules feels about a 90-minute episode of Glee. This is how Jules feels about you if you watched a 90-minute episode of Glee.
The ugly truth
Jules hates to admit it, with all the shit going on in the world, but he’s still coming to terms with Knut’s death.
$1.5 million for that beast?!
A song for today
It’s Tuesday, Tuesday… and Jules Jules Jules not so excited.
Jules misses the elegant symmetry of the 64-team bracket.
Jules finally decided to “like” Mark Zuckerberg’s dog on Facebook… but only for ironic reasons.
Let’s talk about what Jules has to say about abortion, instead of of (mis)quoting tween idols with silly hair and pillowy lips.
C’mon people. Even Jules knows who Arcade Fire is.
A serious issue
Jules firmly believes in greater regulation of Missouri’s puppy mill industry, but that’s easy for him to say, having come from a small, reputable breeder in idyllic Connecticut.
Jules takes moral issue with watching “the game,” citing statistics about concussions and brain injury in the name of what he deems “violent exploitation for beer-and-Buffalo-wing amusement.” He take no issue, however, with halftime shows featuring cheerleaders, midriffs, and/or the Black Eyed Peas.
A Big Night!
Jules can’t decide which of tonight’s affairs was more awkward: the start of another fuckin’ American Idol season or a formal, celebratory meal with commies and Barbara Streisand.
Jules thinks India needs to step up its game when it come to female equality and maternity leave… at least when it comes to police dogs.
Jules is so excited about Starbucks’ new super size he could piss himself. But, that’s not an altogether uncommon occurrence.
Jules has a lot to say about the gender and class stereotypes in Blue Valentine, but he doesn’t want to get into it right now.
Under French rule
Per usual, Jules is glad not to be a Chinese bulldog
Jules thinks Justin Bieber’s management team should consider neutering as opposed to vocal coaches, as a means of deal with that pesky puberty thing
As much as he enjoys being lavished with adoration and praised for his good looks, Jules never wants it to come to this.
The Blame Game
Typically, mom and dad’s fondness for the drink are to blame for missed mornings at the park. Today, however, it was all Steve Jobs’ fault.