Bulldog & Bullshit

Jules takes moral issue with watching “the game,” citing statistics about concussions and brain injury in the name of what he deems “violent exploitation for beer-and-Buffalo-wing amusement.” He take no issue, however, with halftime shows featuring cheerleaders, midriffs, and/or the Black Eyed Peas.

Jules can’t decide which of tonight’s affairs was more awkward: the start of another fuckin’ American Idol season or a formal, celebratory meal with commies and Barbara Streisand.

Jules thinks India needs to step up its game when it come to female equality and maternity leave… at least when it comes to police dogs.

Jules is so excited about Starbucks’ new super size he could piss himself. But, that’s not an altogether uncommon occurrence.

Jules has a lot to say about the gender and class stereotypes in Blue Valentine, but he doesn’t want to get into it right now.

Per usual, Jules is glad not to be a Chinese bulldog

Jules thinks Justin Bieber’s management team should consider neutering as opposed to vocal coaches, as a means of deal with that pesky puberty thing

As much as he enjoys being lavished with adoration and praised for his good looks, Jules never wants it to come to this.

Typically, mom and dad’s fondness for the drink are to blame for missed mornings at the park. Today, however, it was all Steve Jobs’ fault.